Which novel are you ? Who cares ?

Having been on atleast 2 social networking sites (FB and orkut) for almost over 4 years i think this blog post is long overdue


I have been consistently for almost over the last 4 years have felt the urge to get online and log into orkut and facebook.
I today just took a step back and thought what do i do on these social networking sites

Its to check out on the profile updates, notifications, whats on your mind, open challenges, pokes, nudges, crushes, slaps, snaps, testimonials, comments on testimonials, albums, comments on albums, comments on comments .... What the fish :)

Enough is enough i dont care whether you jogged 10 km today morning or you are happy because TGIF.
Your day might have sucked but i dont wanna know about it.

Your girl friend might be humping your best friend .... i dont care

You might have googled for a very witty quote but please do not parade it on FB

What you think about IPL does not matter and whether Obama is anti india and pro Pak i do not want to read about it on your Facebook status

If you are back in India people will find your cell number if they wanna call you
If you had x number of pints of beer and after that you puked .... honestly i do not give a damn

Which movie are you or which dress are you, which flower you are how romantic you are or how many kamasutra positions you know is of least interest to me. (Last one mebbe i can get interested)

How well you know your friend quiz, how well you know britney spears, how well you know china, yemen, turkey, cuba, scuba diving, bob sledding, golfing, xboxing, play stationing i dont wanna know the results

Who slapped you at what speed dont change my day

Which airlines you are flying today , what you had for breakfast, what you did before breakfast .... nobody cares

What is your IQ, EQ, Love Q .... Frankly speaking i don't give a FQ

Now let me find out on facebook who am i ? and what is my purpose in life
Enough blogging .... time to get on to social networking !!